Jamie Moyer
                         What are you doin’ there, Pat?

                                     Pat Burrell
                         Bats. They are sick.

                                     Ryan Howard
                         So are mine. Is somethin’ goin’
                         around?

                                     Pat Burrell
                         No hit curve ball. Straight ball,
                         hit it very much. Curve ball, bats
                         are afraid. I ask Jo-Buu to come.
                         Take fear from bats.

                                     Chase Utley
                         Jo-Buu?

                                     Ryan Howard
                         Maybe he’s the pagan saint of
                         baseball.

                                     Pat Burrell
                         I offer him cigars and gin. He will
                         come.

                                     Jamie Moyer
                         I wouldn’t leave this gin sittin’
                         around out here with this group.

                                     Pat Burrell
                         Is very bad to steal Jo-Buu’s gin.
                         Is very bad.

Looks like the whole team has been stealing Jo-Buu’s gin.  Pat went 0-4 with a walk in yesterday’s loss, and is 1-8 against the Mets during this series.  Howard is 0-9. Don’t worry, Jo-Buu will come around and the Phils bats will get well once the Mets leave town today.