Tuesday’s game is over, and existence still exists, yet Jack Cust and Pat Burrell, who we proved are the same person, met face to face. How can this be? Are the statements about meeting yourself at a point in time and time ceasing to exist untrue? Further evidence was even given at the game on Tuesday that they are the same person, when both players homered for their only hit. Well, it appears that we may not have hit the nail on the head in our last report. New information has come to light, and we realize that you may not be privy to all the new stuff, but that’s why you have us. Cloning… Yes, Jack Cust is actually a clone of Pat Burrell. There are no fabric of time rules about meeting your own clone, are there? When Pat was a very young child, at just 2 years of age, his parents recognized his incredible baseball potential. Realizing that having one multi-millionaire in the family would be good, but two would be great, they decided to have baby Burrell cloned, so they could raise two professional baseball players, but the clone was not as polished as the original. It was a tough decision, but the Burrells flushed the clone down the toilet. The tiny clone ended up in New Jersey, where all U.S. sewer lines terminate. There, floating in a sewer in Flemmington, NJ, he was discovered by the Custs.