A good leader always keeps his head held high. A great leader plays just as hard in desperate times as he does in joyous times. An MVP candidate, which no one in the NL but Pat Burrell can claim to be, excels during the darkest hours of the darkest night.
When I claim that [...]

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Tuesday’s game is over, and existence still exists, yet Jack Cust and Pat Burrell, who we proved are the same person, met face to face. How can this be? Are the statements about meeting yourself at a point in time and time ceasing to exist untrue? Further evidence was even given at [...]

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Will the universe as we know it end tomorrow? Quite possibly so says noted time travel expert and avid comic book collector Linford Buzzard. People are wondering why someone would even consider this to be a possibility. It’s simple, explains Linford, the laws of time travel state that meeting [...]

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Pat rips another hit and the crowd goes nuts. But then, the murmurs and whispers start. “Where did Pat go? Didn’t he just get a hit? What the heck is going on?” Confusion reigns, but at long last a solitary, observant fan stands up, points, and shouts, “There he is! [...]

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How boring has it become to watch Pat come up with game winning RBIs? His heroics are now so utterly mundane, repetitive, ordinary that they aren’t even reported on this website. June 1, eager to get the month started right, Pat delivers a deadly two-out two-run double against the Marlins, aka the “Fish”, [...]

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Quick Update!
Burrell has 2 HR’s in the past two games… Look out! He’s on his way back!

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