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Burrell Facts

  1. When Pat Burrell takes batting practice, they have to close Packer Ave.
  2. The number 5 found on Burrell’s jersey is a prime number.
  3. In college, Pat hit the ball so hard that he was forced to stop using aluminum bats.
  4. Pat Burrell once hit a ball from Citizens Bank Park to the left field wall at PNC Park.
  5. Pat Burrell tore down Veterans Stadium with his bare hands.
  6. Pat Burrell has never won a home run derby, because Major League Baseball thinks it would be unfair for him to even compete in one.
  7. HGH is made from Pat Burrell’s testosterone.
  8. Pat Burrell is not man or machine.  He is actually part man, part machine.
  9. Pat Burrell dug the Grand Canyon by dragging his bat behind him.
  10. Pat Burrell never loses at Mongoose Cobra Tiger.

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  • 1 PhFan // May 7, 2008 at 12:50 pm

    Here is another fact to add to your site:

    11. Pat Burrell gets surprisingly motivated to perform during a contract year.

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